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Thursday, 9 June 2011

Lip Maths: Pens at the ready...

 I need your undivided attention today, class. The simplest theories are often the most important ones. Observe:

High Voltage Lip Candy in 'Vavavoom' + Hi Fi Spotlights Lip Glaze in 'Corrode' =


Hotness that is most certainly inappropriate for school.


Gloss addition has come up in every single exam paper for the past 10 bajillion years, and it's sure to come up again and again. When revising your stash, I strongly encourage you to practice the lipstick/gloss equation.


I'd be a crap teacher, wouldn't I?

18 comments:

  1. Oh wtf I was just trying to mix Corrode with lipsticks earlier! PSYCHIC.

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  2. I have to get my paws on corrode!!!

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  3. Oh no! I made the last minute decision to take Vavavoom out of my cart, I think (I can't actually remember, though?)... but it's SO PRETTY! =[

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  4. FALSE ALARM. I totes bought it! =D

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  5. Ooooooh love it! Good combo.

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  6. This is definitely what a naughty school teacher would wear, along with an equally hot outfit. Va-va-VOOM is right.

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  7. Cool way to wear Corrode. I have a sample and I've only tried it on it's own, but I think I look like the tin man :p

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  8. I'd give you an A+ in gloss addition, but I am not the teacher. This is a beautiful combination!

    Also, if I happened to have read "pens at the ready" as "penis at the ready" when I first glanced at it, does this mean I have deep-seated issues?

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  9. I love layering lippies, but my collection of them is still relatively small. Recently I bought a fuck-ton (yes, that is a valid measuremant) of cheap Essence lipglosses just for layering. Okay, well, maybe it was only 5, but still. I hate maths, but I love Lip Maths! They should teach that at school instead.

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  10. Gorgeous colour, I love the gloss addition and I too read the title as penis at the ready! :P

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  11. Dude, you crack me up! Love the gloss addition!

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  12. Madam, this megahotness simply cannot be tolerated on the internet. Dorks everywhere are in a panic because they simply don't know how to handle your sessy lips.
    An interview with one of those affect dorks gave us the following quote: "HOLY FUCK THERE ARE GIRLS ON THE INTERNET??"
    This is Thecandied Mango with Webnet News, your most reliable source of internet sensations.

    I should not be allowed to own a computer.

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  13. Aww, this is lovely,
    I love it!

    Henar ♥
    ... OH MY VOGUE !

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